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Pocket Princesses 59: Coronation
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In related news, my official Acme Star Wars print ‘Leia’s Story’ is available from Super 7 here
How to ruin a part of your childhood
Step 1. Watch Disney’s Hercules
Step 2. Play God of War Series
Bahahaha yesssss
My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.
brilliant
ALWAYS REBLOG.
actually sitting here crying with laughter
SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON
LITERALLY IN TEARS OVER THIS POST LIKE…..
Sunshine Love <3
Meet the Beardlsey family, who decided to dress up as Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development this past Halloween. Yes — all of them. Mother Autumn (Mrs. Featherbottom) explains:
A lot of people have asked how we got our kids to do it. I don’t really know why they do it, they just do. Like I said, the show is part of our family, and has taught us that family is the most important thing (unless of course you mean of the things we eat, in which case it’s breakfast).
More pictures at the link!
http://autumnandbarrett.blogspot.com/2012/11/getting-funke-on-halloween.html
BEST.FAMILY.EVER
My mom. All the time.
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IM SCREAMING
Way to desecrate my childhood
It’s okay, she didn’t actually say this.
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No, it’s fine. I didn’t need my heart.
Are we crying about a doodle of dinosaurs?
Yes
Welcome to Tumblr
Oh god it hurts why would you ever
The meteor was coming.
Oh, God, it was coming and she didn’t know what to do. Her son, her beautiful little son, pressed close to her side, craning his neck to look up at his Mother.
“Mummy, why is everyone moving? There’s plenty of food here.” He asked in his sweet, innocent voice.
“Because, my sweet, sometimes it is best that we move on. It is our way.” She replied, forcing the words past the lump in her throat.
“Oh,” Her son said, turning his gaze to the fiery rock in the sky that would spell their deaths out for them, “the old Triceratops told me it was cuzza that rock. He said the rock could hurt us real bad.” He continued, not understanding what he meant by those words in his innocence.
“Triceratops is being silly, he just wanted to tease you one more time before he left.” She lied, choking on her tears. Oh, God, he son, her lovely son, was going to die not understanding.
“Oh.”
She turned her face to the meteor- it was close now. It wouldn’t be long. Swinging her head around, she dropped her face to her sons and nuzzled him one last time. “Let’s play a game, yes? And then we’ll go join the others.” She suggested.
“Okay! What game shall we play, Mummy?”
“Let’s play pretend. We will imagine the sort of place we would like to move to, and when we open our eyes, that’s where we shall be.”
“How do we play?”
One last look at the meteor- it was almost time.
“Close your eyes and imagine the place, and count to thirty out loud. Just like when we play Hide-and-Seek.” She curled herself around her son, both of them now laid on the beach.
“Ok, Mummy. 1, 2, 3, 4…”
She watched the meteor approach with sad eyes, and just before it hit land she turned her head, laying it and her neck over her son and bracing herself.
Her son had not yet said 30, but it was over.
what is wrong with you
WOW THANKS FOR SHITTING ALL OVER MY HEART
CRYING A NEW OCEAN THANKS DIPSHIT
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
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oheileen submitted:
Slam Poetry by Lauren Zuniga - Personhood
Tears in my eyes, this is so amazing.
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